22 February, 2026
by Mohammed Bello Doka
Oh, the irony. Here we are in 2026, still fielding that tired question: “What does the North bring to Nigeria?” As if the federation were a potluck dinner where the South shows up with oil rigs and skyscrapers, while the North allegedly arrives empty-handed, ready to freeload. When a “professor”—bless his scholarly heart—poses this query, whether out of genuine ignorance, feigned bafflement, or a deliberate poke at regional tensions, it’s time for a reality check. Not the beer-parlor gossip variety, mind you, but a hard lesson in economics, geography, and basic arithmetic. Because, dear professor (and anyone else nursing that parasitic stereotype), the North isn’t just along for the ride—it’s often driving the bus, fueling the engine, and growing the snacks for the journey.
Let’s dispense with the distractions. Debates about resource allocation, federal bias, or even splitting the country often devolve into emotional finger-pointing. But facts do not care about feelings. Drawing from verified data—government reports like those from the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS), NEITI audits, USDA analyses, and fiscal breakdowns from the Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC)—we unpack Northern Nigeria’s contributions across agriculture, minerals, energy, tourism, manufacturing, trade, services, and more. No ambiguity, no deniability: just cold, hard numbers that expose the delusion of a “parasitic” North. If anything, these figures reveal a federation built on interdependence, where the North’s vast resources subsidize national stability, often at its own expense. Buckle up; this may sting a bit for the skeptics.
Agriculture: The Enduring Anchor
Start with agriculture, the unsung hero of Nigeria’s economy and the North’s crown jewel. Before oil turned us into petro-dependents, the North drove roughly 80% of national exports through groundnuts, cotton, and hides. Today, with agriculture contributing 21–25% to GDP (NBS Q3 2025) and employing over 36% of the workforce, the North remains the food basket, producing more than 75% of staples despite insecurity nibbling at its edges.
In 2025:
Rice: 9.37 MMT nationally; Northern states (Kano, Kaduna, Jigawa, Kebbi) >75% (~7 MMT)
Maize: 11.44 MMT; North ~75% (8.58 MMT)
Sorghum: 6.5 MMT; predominantly Northern
Millet: 1.55 MMT; predominantly Northern
Cowpea (beans): 4.28 MMT; predominantly Northern
Groundnuts: 5.24 MMT; overwhelmingly Northern
Tomatoes: ~2.3 MMT; ~75% Northern
Onions: ~2 MMT; Northern-dominated
Peppers: ~1 MMT; Northern-dominated
Benue contributes heavily with yams and cassava, yet the bulk of cereal and legume supply is Northern output.
Livestock Dominance
The North also anchors Nigeria’s livestock economy:
Cattle: 18.4 million national; 90% North (16.56 million)
Sheep: 30.38 million; ~70% North
Goats: 53.2 million; ~70% North
Poultry: 126 million; majority Northern rural systems
Inland fish: 0.5 MMT North
These are not abstract figures—they are protein on plates nationwide. Without them, Southern markets would face shortages, doubling prices and accelerating inflation (already ~30% in 2025).
Inter-Regional Food Transfers: Subsidy in Plain Sight
About 40% of Northern production flows South, valued at roughly $21 billion (~₦33.6 trillion) annually:
Crops (~$6.78 bn):
Rice 2.4 MMT ($1.2 bn)
Maize 3.6 MMT ($720 m)
Sorghum 2.4 MMT ($480 m)
Millet 1.2 MMT ($240 m)
Beans 1.2 MMT ($960 m)
Groundnuts 1.6 MMT ($1.6 bn)
Tomatoes 0.92 MMT ($460 m)
Onions 0.8 MMT ($320 m)
Peppers 0.4 MMT ($400 m)
Livestock (~$14.22 bn):
Cattle 6.62 m heads ($7.95 bn)
Sheep 12.15 m ($2.43 bn)
Goats 21.28 m ($3.19 bn)
Poultry 50.4 m ($252 m)
Fish 0.2 MMT ($400 m)
Much of this commerce is informal and VAT-exempt for staples and smallholders. Potential forgone VAT at 7.5%: $1.58 bn (~₦2.53 tn). Yet this “loss” keeps food affordable nationwide. Without it, Southern prices could jump 10–20%.
Sarcasm alert: the North “parasitizes” by subsidizing national meals. How generous indeed.
Solid Minerals: Foundational Wealth
The North hosts about 70% of Nigeria’s mineral deposits:
Gold (Zamfara, Kaduna, Sokoto)
Lithium (Nasarawa, Kaduna)
Tin/columbite/lead-zinc (Plateau, Nasarawa, Bauchi, Gombe, Zamfara)
Coal (Niger, Kwara; ~2.8 bn tons)
Limestone (~10.6 bn tons across 14 states)
Iron ore (~3 bn tons Kogi, Kaduna)
Uranium (Adamawa)
Mining GDP share rose to 4.6% in 2025 (from 0.3%). National revenue: ~₦70 bn in 2025; Northern share ~₦16–18 bn to the federation.
Illegal mining still leaks $2–3 bn annually, yet formal royalties and inputs underpin national industries. Southern manufacturing—from cement to steel—depends directly on these Northern raw materials.
Humorous aside: if Northern minerals are “underdeveloped,” perhaps critics can explain why Southern industry relies on them?
Energy: Hydropower Backbone
Northern Nigeria hosts roughly 80% of hydropower capacity:
Kainji (760–980 MW; ~2,000 GWh/yr)
Jebba (578 MW; ~2,500 GWh)
Shiroro (600 MW; ~2,000 GWh)
Zungeru (700 MW; ~2,630 GWh)
Kashimbila (40 MW; ~100 GWh)
Total: 2,638 MW of 3,313 MW national hydro capacity. Untapped potential: ~14 GW, largely Northern. Federal revenues from concessions, royalties, and fees: ₦50–100 bn annually, alongside subsidy savings exceeding ₦1 tn.
Low utilization (30–40%) reflects hydrology and infrastructure constraints, yet Northern dams still power roughly 30% of the grid.
Sarcasm: the North “drags development” by lighting homes nationwide.
Tourism and Heritage Economy
Northern sites generate 20–30% of Nigeria’s ~$3.77 bn tourism receipts (~$0.75–1.1 bn):
Yankari (Bauchi)
Gashaka-Gumti (Taraba/Adamawa)
Kainji Lake (Niger/Kebbi)
Durbar festivals (Kano, Katsina)
Argungu festival (Kebbi)
Federal intake: ₦20–50 bn via fees and taxes. Jobs: ~0.4–0.5 million in the North (of 1.91 m national). Insecurity caused steep declines (visitor drops up to 78%), yet recovery potential remains high.
Light jab: Northern wildlife “parasitizes” by attracting tourists who then complain about infrastructure.
Manufacturing and Industry
The North accounts for roughly 20–25% of manufacturing output (₦8–10 tn annually):
Cement hubs (Kogi, Sokoto) supply ~50% national output
Major firms’ 1H 2025 revenues: Dangote ₦2 tn; BUA ₦580 bn; Lafarge ₦517 bn
Textile revival (Kano, Kaduna) targeting ~$4 bn import substitution
Grain-based food and beverage clusters
Federal tax take (CIT/VAT): ₦0.5–1 tn, about 26% of national CIT.
Sarcasm: the North “drags growth” by supplying materials to build the nation’s cities.
Border Trade and Regional Commerce
Northern borders with Niger, Chad, and Cameroon account for 10–15% of Nigeria Customs’ ₦7.28 tn revenue (~₦0.7–1 tn):
Kano/Jigawa corridors
Katsina and Sokoto grain and livestock flows
Sahel trade reopening adding ~$1.3 bn
Northern border systems also secure transit routes for national trade.
Humorous note: Northern “parasitism” includes guarding land borders that protect Southern ports’ hinterlands.
Services, Population, and Tax Base
With over half the national population, Northern consumption drives significant tax flows:
VAT: 20–30% of ₦8.61 tn (~₦1.7–2.58 tn); FG share ₦126–210 bn
CIT: 15–20% of ₦3–4 tn (~₦0.45–0.8 tn); FG ₦0.24–0.42 tn
Telecom taxes: ₦105–184 bn FG
Finance, construction, services: ₦0.3–0.8 tn FG
FCT (Abuja): ₦200–300 bn direct federal inflow
Total Northern-linked federal revenue from services and consumption: roughly ₦1–2 tn annually.
The Misconception of “Parasitism”
Critics point to higher Northern poverty (67–87%), insecurity, lower literacy, and reliance on federal transfers. Yet these indicators reflect structural underinvestment and demographic scale—not lack of contribution. VAT patterns show Southern production hubs (notably Lagos) generate more formal VAT, but Northern population and consumption distribute economic activity nationwide.
The reality is interdependence:
North → food, minerals, hydropower, land trade routes
South → oil, ports, finance, maritime trade
Nigeria functions because both halves sustain each other.
Conclusion
Northern Nigeria contributes trillions in tangible value—often untaxed, undercounted, or structurally discounted. Agriculture feeds the nation; minerals supply industry; dams power cities; borders enable trade; population drives consumption; heritage sustains tourism.
So, professor, next time the question arises, let the figures speak before the stereotypes. Nigeria’s strength lies in mutual reliance, not manufactured division.
Epilogue: Sarcastic Sunday
This week’s edition of Sarcastic Sunday with Mohammed Bello Doka needs no introduction due to the urgency of the national conversation it addresses. Yet, deliberately, it arrives here as an epilogue rather than a prologue: a closing mirror held up after the evidence, not before it. The numbers have spoken; the satire merely interprets the contortions that follow.
Mohammed Bello Doka can be reached via [email protected]
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